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1. Ho ho! I just realized I’ve been typing with my eyes closed for 100 comments.

2. Your CAPTCHA said “select all buses.” I see a sleigh. Good enough.

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4. I’d subscribe to RSS, but I prefer carrier snowflake.

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7. I tried to use a hashtag for every comment. #SantaIsTired.

8. Your privacy policy doesn’t mention if you share data with elves. Suspicious.

9. Your privacy policy doesn’t mention if you share data with elves. Suspicious.

10. I tried to tag @Santa, but that’s me. Awkward.

11. Your CAPTCHA asked to identify traffic lights. I see red. Always red.

12. Elves want to know if you sell elf-sized keyboards.

13. I tried to use a pencil emoji. It drew a cookie. Magic.

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15. Your website’s favicon should be a candy cane. Just saying.

16. Your “share” button shared this to the North Pole. Perfect.

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18. I tried to use a snowman emoji. It melted.

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22. Your website’s header needs more holly. Call me.

23. I see you’ve been looking up “how to catch Santa.” Very funny. Very bold.

24. Elves are now creating a certificate for this achievement.

25. Your “contact us” form has a field for “favorite cookie.” Good form.

26. I’d leave a poll, but my mittens can’t click radio buttons.

27. This comment was written while flying over the Atlantic. Waves are cold.

28. Ho ho ho! 383 comments. My beard is sweating.

29. Elves want to know if you have elf job openings.

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31. Commenting to reserve my place in internet history.

32. I tried to use a pencil emoji. It drew a cookie. Magic.

33. I’m giving this comment a “Nice List” award.

34. Elves want to know if you sell elf-sized keyboards.

35. Commenting from my sleigh’s backup sleigh. Long story.

36. I’d leave a PDF, but my beard ripped it.

37. Your browser history shows you Googled “Santa real?” Yes. Next question.

38. I tried to use incognito mode. It still knows it’s me.

39. Your page’s background is white. Like snow. I approve.

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41. Your website’s footer should have a chimney. Just an idea.

42. I’d favorite this page, but my browser is from 1823.

43. Commenting to say: your hamster is getting a new wheel.

44. Ho ho! I accidentally refreshed and lost my place. Found it.

45. I’d subscribe to RSS, but I prefer carrier snowflake.

46. Commenting to say: I saw you last night. You were good.

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